Yeah ya know Dazza from finance? Well Wendy rooted him last Friday and said he’s got a massive chode. Cock like a portabello mushroom. A real stubrod.
by friskypotatosacks August 10, 2025
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Get the Stubular mug.A psychological condition where a person refuses all logical solutions, emotional growth, or common sense in favor of doing things their way.
Symptoms may include:
– Vents to her tattoo artist instead of a licensed therapist
– Checks your calls to see what you’re doing, then flips it to remind you that you mentioned noticing her as well
– Built entirely out of Alani energy drinks, pride, and eating once a day (lactose intolerant)
– Communicates via passive-aggressive silence (reason unknown)
– Can hold a grudge longer than your phone holds a charge
– Claims she doesn’t care, but secretly does
Symptoms may include:
– Vents to her tattoo artist instead of a licensed therapist
– Checks your calls to see what you’re doing, then flips it to remind you that you mentioned noticing her as well
– Built entirely out of Alani energy drinks, pride, and eating once a day (lactose intolerant)
– Communicates via passive-aggressive silence (reason unknown)
– Can hold a grudge longer than your phone holds a charge
– Claims she doesn’t care, but secretly does
by Stassi Bruhn May 22, 2025
Get the Stubborn mug.Definition: A person who is so stubborn that they end up burned — hurt, defeated, or facing regret.
Coined by Polepalli Sravan Kumar.
Coined by Polepalli Sravan Kumar.
by Navars May 25, 2025
Get the Stubburned mug.When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.
I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.
by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025
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verb
Definition:
From stub (strike the toe) + vibrate (the sudden, involuntary motion).
. To instinctively jerk, stomp, and exclaim in pain after stubbing one’s toe.
verb
Definition:
From stub (strike the toe) + vibrate (the sudden, involuntary motion).
. To instinctively jerk, stomp, and exclaim in pain after stubbing one’s toe.
by Dave_the_first November 7, 2025
Get the Stubberate mug.The immediate reaction to stubbing your toe. The dance-like action that one instinctively does in reaction to the pain of the toe stubbing.
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