Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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string his guitar

"I'm going to Bob's later tonight to string his guitar"
by sweg111111 January 18, 2016
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string loader

When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.
Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!
by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017
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Tying Shoe Strings

Handling minor tasks such as running errands or taking care of last minute details or random circumstances. Similar to tying loose ends concluding business making moves. Referencing the basic functions such as learning to tie your shoes as a child.
Question: What's up?

Answer: Nothing just tying shoe strings ...
by AskGeeser February 29, 2016
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grandmothers string

grandmothers string is a magical invisible string that gives you the uncanny ability to randomly develop skills that give you the capability to skateboard, no sorry ROCKboard down the sides of waterfalls and jagged rocks, it also helps ytou find your way to a singing boy, baracaded in a cave inside of goblinland
do not worry for i have grandmothers string....are you comming?
by OMG YAY May 04, 2008
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pulling you by a string

When a person is "pulling you on a string" it's kinda like they are playing hard to get,or they are mysterious in a way.
Guy 1: The girl I like is teasing me but when I try to make a move she backs away.
Guy 2: That sucks Dude.Do you think she's still going to open up later?
Guy 1:Idk, but I hope she does. I don't like all crap.
Guy 2: she's just pulling you by a string.
by Allycat44 January 18, 2018
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dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair
i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings
by dasdahearf June 24, 2016
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