Squirrel Balls

When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you.

My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.

by Gerry Larry April 20, 2013

Social Squirrel

A person that is a social outcast; often made fun of by social fishes.

Sandy was a social squirrel and was made fun of in Spongebob's standup routine

by natalieryan January 27, 2009

Catching A Squirrel

The Code Name For : Jerking Off

"Be Right Back Catching A Squirrel"

by Mr.Google April 29, 2015

squirrel in the motor

The act of leaving a condom inside of another's rectum during anal sex, resulting in a surprised and dismayed facial expression.

"Heya, ah Henry, what are you doing in there in the bathroom? It sounds like you're blowing up a balloon?!?"
"No, uhhhh, I've got a squirrel in the motor. It looks like Casper's lips hanging out of your asshole."

by Tdawg94 January 03, 2019

squirrel nutkins

Testicles; balls; nuts. Generally used in a 'protective' sense.

Fuck woman! Be gentle with my squirrel nutkins!

by Squirrel_Nutkins September 13, 2010

weed squirrel

A weed squirrel is any person who conserves nuglets, nuglings, shake, and half-bowls for consumption when weed is scarce.

Dude, quit being such a fucking weed squirrel, we can always buy another sack.

by Ross Vernal March 01, 2013

squirrel gag

When a big black man chokes a small asian woman during sex. The noise she makes sounds like a squirrel gagging.

Jerome: Ah hell yeah!

Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?

Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!

by OFFENSIVE WORD FOR A BLACK MAN February 03, 2018