When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
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Like it's something you like doing, you do possess, or you simply appreciate.
Like it's something you like doing, you do possess, or you simply appreciate.
"Yeah baby yeah! That's my sort of bag baby!" - Austin Powers
"No baby no no no! That ain't my sort of bag baby!" - Austin Powers
"No baby no no no! That ain't my sort of bag baby!" - Austin Powers
by DaWordMaster June 16, 2004
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An ugly combination of colors that in most sports is reserved for officials/referees. A team wearing this combination will never, as Jerry Rice once said, "look good, feel good, {and/or} play good." This phenomena usually results from a poor team decision making process during which the team tries to be democratic. However, in reality, said decision making process ends up being a group of tasteless undergrads with no sense of style arguing about fabrics, designs, and colors.
by Sabah Man May 24, 2007
Get the white shorts with black jersey mug.A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.
With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.
by gammarock November 1, 2010
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Get the Eat My Shorts mug.A Sorority girl who is/acts like a prostitute. A college girl who is flighty and sleeps with anyone and anything at any time because of a lack of any basic morality and a need to 'party'. A great insult to college/Sorority girls who act like hoes. College sluts who add to the spread of diseases on campus.
Ugh...here we go again...another party full of Sorostitutes...hope you brought your antibiotics!
Oh her? She's just another Sorostitute...don't get too close or you may be going home with a nasty visitor.
Oh her? She's just another Sorostitute...don't get too close or you may be going home with a nasty visitor.
by Clever99 May 23, 2011
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