Smegmasung

When you are too excited and cover your samsung phone in smegma, the phone is now a Smegmasung

"My best friend is comming from England! I am so happy that i got a Smegmasung!"
"I just got a Smegmasung because i got a free pizza."

by pokornikTomorrow March 7, 2016

Smegma Smith

That guy that never washes his dick and always stinks up the room when his pants are off.

Person 1: What is that smell???
Person 2: Oh, it's just smegma smith taking a schwack.

by FootyStar123 July 28, 2016

Smegshit

Someone who is trampy and doesn't wash. Has crusty nob/clit cheese And who you would also insult them in a manner of "shit head"

1. "Have you shagged that local slag? she's dirty, what a smegshit!"
2."You're a smegshit, get in the bath!!"

by Pillybitch November 15, 2016

Smegma factory

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.

Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."

by Becker936 January 27, 2017

Smegma

Fungis that grows on your cock if you don't wash that shit

LeBron James didnt wash his BBC for a while so smegma started growing on it.

by Scratchuserfuntiger July 24, 2017

Smegface

Smegface is the Red Dwarf equivalent of Shitface, Fuckface, and other insults of that sort.

"Smeg" is a general-purpose swear word made up by Grant Naylor (the collective name of Doug Naylor and Rob Grant) for the Sci-fi Sitcom Red Dwarf, in order to get around language policies in TV.

The word was inspired by an Italian home appliance manufacturer going by the same name and not by smegma, like the first impression might rightfully suggest.

My roommate is 3 weeks late in his rent, but yesterday, he was rocking a pair of brand new sneakers, what a nervy smegface!!.
Hey waddup Smegface!!, long time no see!!

by Granudisimo February 8, 2018

Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.

Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children

by AlbanianSugarDaddy May 7, 2018