Shower Steamer

The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.

When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.

by Riller78 June 11, 2013

Slowbroing

A girl blows you while you slowly play your saxophone.

Robert was slowbroing all night long.

by Kon Artist November 18, 2014

shower cream

When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together

"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."

by wendallthepussyslayer August 21, 2016

Shower prisoner

Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.

I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

Shower Shot

An anal enema and douching system that ties into a main waterline by a diverter flow valve at the threaded connection between the shower head and the water spout.

Joe installed his new shower shot so now he doesn’t need to get ready, because now he stays ready.

by Xylopho June 5, 2018

Shower jousting

a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises

man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo

by papa spaghettios June 6, 2018

Shower Text

A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.

Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.

by Oreolization May 13, 2018