"shove your veiny bangstick in my salmon slip way!"
by Trappers Hats February 25, 2007
Crip Slip
A handicapped parking space in a parking lot designated for handicapped vehicle use only. Usually marked in blue with a white wheelchair logo.
These parking spaces are coveted spots utilized by people with permanent disabilities or individuals who do not have any empathy for people with disabilities.
In addition, these parking spaces are utilized by elderly individuals who cannot park their vehicle within the designated marked area.
Can be found near the front door of commercial establishments or on certain streets in urban areas.
A handicapped parking space in a parking lot designated for handicapped vehicle use only. Usually marked in blue with a white wheelchair logo.
These parking spaces are coveted spots utilized by people with permanent disabilities or individuals who do not have any empathy for people with disabilities.
In addition, these parking spaces are utilized by elderly individuals who cannot park their vehicle within the designated marked area.
Can be found near the front door of commercial establishments or on certain streets in urban areas.
(While waiting for a parking spot at the mall during the peak holiday season)
Hey look! There 's an open parking spot!!! Hurry, let's park there before someone else snags it!
Fuck, we can't park there, it's a Crip Slip and I don't have a permit.
Foiled again... Those cripple bastards always get the good parking spots.
Originates from Bergen County New Jersey! Yo, yo, yo .... top of the food chain!
Hey look! There 's an open parking spot!!! Hurry, let's park there before someone else snags it!
Fuck, we can't park there, it's a Crip Slip and I don't have a permit.
Foiled again... Those cripple bastards always get the good parking spots.
Originates from Bergen County New Jersey! Yo, yo, yo .... top of the food chain!
by SumDumFuk2 August 27, 2017
A handicapped space in a parking lot designated for handicapped people. Usually marked in blue with a white wheelchair logo.
Can be found near the front door of commercial establishments or on certain streets in urban areas.
Can be found near the front door of commercial establishments or on certain streets in urban areas.
Oh, there is an open parking spot!!! Hurry, let's park there...
Fuck, it's a Crip Slip and I don't have a permit.
Foiled again... Those cripple bastards always get the good parking spots.
Fuck, it's a Crip Slip and I don't have a permit.
Foiled again... Those cripple bastards always get the good parking spots.
by SumDumFuk2 August 27, 2017
When Joe at work says that he did "stuff" on his computer last night, it really means he was quick slipping.
Man Joe is a quick slip.
Man Joe is a quick slip.
by a_person_who_cares August 07, 2005
euphemism: to have sex with a girl. usually used when discussing a girl or a night out in particular.
by thehotwombat March 16, 2011
A group of men (considered an "orgy" to some) who ejaculate on a flat surface until said surface is smooth and slippery. Then a woman slides on her knees/back/stomach/ass across the wet surface. For added effect, the participating men may ejaculate on the woman while she slides by. Also, as the woman passes the men, a man may have his dick ready to stuff into her mouth/vagina/ass, so that she "slams into him".
As the group of five men skeeted on the wooden floor, a fine bitch slides by on her legs while leaning up. Waiting for her at the end of the vanilla slip and slide is a black man on his knees with his dick pointed at the woman's face, waiting to slam it into her open, gaping mouth.
by Direes Lashawn March 10, 2009
bang her, give her the dick. If you're Italian, you can say "the italian sausage", if you're Polish you can say "the polish sausage" or "the ol' kielbasa", if you're German you can say "the ol' bratwurst".
The first time I saw her, she gave me that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to slip her the sausage, preferably indabutt.
by Nick D February 19, 2003