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Zodiac signs

Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.

They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.

Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.

In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
Astrology retard: I LOOOOVE zodiac signs!
Normal person: And here's the restraining order.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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Peace sign

Garden of olives gang members flash this sign in hopes you think it means "peace". But if its sideways it means shits bout to get real
They threw a peace sign at me sideways, yeah they must be Garden of olive OGS
by Timbo35slice December 23, 2022
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Gang sign

A verbal or visual way gang members identify their affiliation. This can take many forms including slogans, hand signs, colored clothing, and graffiti. The wearer usually favors or is in that particular gang.
Jenny wanted to throw gang signs, but it was illegal.
by Koria Cousley December 31, 2022
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Wet Paint Sign

A sign placed near to wet paint to tell people that they must touch the wet paint just to make sure it isn't dry.
Sensible Person: "Oh look, a wet paint sign"
Everyone else: "I'll test to see if it's still wet" *touches the paint and gets it on finger*
by Beerafarm1 November 20, 2018
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Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.
Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign
by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017
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Sign Slap

The term to describe someone slapping a sign that's been chatting utter shit.
"Oi is that the sign that's been chatting shit about you"

"Oi it is"

"Sign slap him Tony Blair"
by BangHimTony August 29, 2017
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A Fish Truck Sign

A kind of person that tries hard but may fail horribly.
That guy, he is a fish truck sign right? Well, he is doing his best...
by CosmicFish October 15, 2018
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