fresh-smelling-cunt-face

A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.

Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...

by pseudojimurmum November 22, 2013

Shelling

refers to sexual intercourse

Adam: Were you all shelling last night?

by D1TL October 22, 2016

crack sealing

A way Eroldo Scotia scams the government by pretending to fix cracks in the asphault

we were crack sealing when all of a sudden Eroldo said, "oh booooy"

by uncleSuckSuck June 4, 2018

Typing and then smelling the ink

Fingering a girls pussy, then smelling your fingers afterwards

Scene Kid 1: dude what did you do last night?
Scene Kid 2: i was Typing and then smelling the ink.

by Skullkingx7x January 24, 2007

selling cookies

1. to sell out on your friends
2. to ditch on plans

Mike: yo, I thought John was gonna come too.
Frank: no, hes selling cookies on the corner instead.

by TheGoonie April 27, 2006

smellington

a nose bone creation of me!!!!!

aidan howard wrote this

by aidan howard is gay February 9, 2004

Spelling troll

Someone who uses incorrect spelling and or grammar on purpose to troll discussions, with the aim of causing off topic reactions aimed at (usually) his deliberate misspelling.

Troll: All Mexecans should be throwed over the wall!
A: Dude, how ignorant are you that you can't spell Mexicans?
B: Or even correctly conjugate the verb to throw.
C: Guys, don't let yourself be thrown off topic, he's obviously a spelling troll.

by trollbuster May 22, 2018