Scottnicol

when you need a poo after school

aww man i am gonna do a massive scottnicol when i get in

by conorcrawford October 23, 2011

Scott Putesky

Scott Putesky Aka Daisy berkowitz is former guitar player of Marilyn Manson from 1989-1996. He and Manson started the band Marilyn Manson and the spooky kids back in 1989. Long story short, they were not getting along and he either quit or was fired. Nobody really knows for sure though.

Person 1: "so out of all of Manson's guitar players, who's your favorite?"

Person 2: "Scott Putesky, you know, Daisy Berkowitz?"

Person 1: "Cool, mine's John 5."

Person 2: ...bitch.

by StephenArmidillo January 18, 2012

Scottie Hot Box

Whereby a woman performs felatio on a kilt-clad man, particularly of Scottish decent, while hidden by his kilt like a curtain, in effect hot boxing his cock.

Lad: Hey babe want to blow on my bag pipes?

Las: Normally I would say no, but that red beard is doing it for me. I could go for a good Scottie Hot Box.

by Bucky Sue September 13, 2013

Scottish Driver

The act of taking golf club (preferably a driver), gaining an erection, lifting one's kilt and sticking in your anal cavity. Then using your dick as a joystick to aim the golf club and tee-off.

At the driving range yesterday, Johnson pulled a Scottish Driver on us.

by Sinh November 10, 2015

Scottie pippen

A god amuong us that played for the Chicago bulls

I'm gonna dunk like Scottie pippens

by Dickfiddler69 March 21, 2016

scottish oven

The act of trapping a friend or partner under the sheets and then farting so hard you shit yourself, creating an odor so foul it could kill an ogre.

Greg: What did you and Jen do last night?
Bob: Oh, we watched a movie, had some popcorn and then I Scottish ovened her so hard it would make Shrek proud.

Greg: Nice!

by Jace Narcast April 13, 2016

scott bivona

The absolute most amazing person you'll ever meet. He's fun, comedic, intelligent, and extremely handsome. You would turn gay for Scott.

Dude, you're so cool, are you Scott Bivona?

by Lionel Messi's Best Friend July 5, 2016