The Rules of Attraction

There Are No Rules!

negra:do ya wanna go for intimate picnic down by the riverside?
drago:nein,i'd rather not bother with all that romantic bullshit and just fuck you now!
negra:you're sick motherfucker.
the rules of attractions,fuck you all very much.

by mohair July 9, 2007

Raylene

Brunette, intelligent woman with great insight, wisdom and a kind heart. Someone unique who doesn't follow the general path. Someone who strives to perfect all she does without harming anyone else along the way. Very well-spoken and well-written, Raylene is a success by most measures. Raylene is loyal to friends and fiercely defends those she loves but will be honest as the day is long.

A Raylene is a great friend, true to the end.

by rlh121162 February 25, 2010

Rule 34g

Google literally anything and scroll down the images far enough, and you will eventually find porn. No exceptions.

Guy 1: "Dude, I tried to disprove rule 34g for 'Seabiscuit' ... and couldn't"

Guy 2: "Ouch, that must've been rough"

by TK775 November 10, 2010

Rules of deviantArt

Rule #1- Any single name or thing on dA probably has another version of it with "the hedgehog" in front of it.

Rule #2- If you make an original piece of art chances are you wont get any more then 40 views, Unless you look for friends who like your art.

Rule #3- There isn't a point to have a fan-art area of site because people post their crappy fan-art where-ever, making it very difficult to get views. (refer back to Rule #2)

I realize that in order to become a better deviant I must look at Rules of deviantArt

by FancyMrHandsome November 13, 2011

21.5 year rule

The amount of time after a tragedy when it becomes acceptable to make fun of it.

"Man, she went off like Mount St. Helens!" = Acceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Mount St. Helens tragedy was in 1980, well over 21.5 years ago.

"Man, she freaked out like the people on the planes right before they slammed into the towers!" = Unacceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Will become acceptable on March 11, 2023.

by mynameisbeingused August 11, 2008

The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bros before Hoes. This rule must be observed by Bros at all times, without exception (other than the other Bro's consent).

The Golden Rule of Manliness

Bro 1: I can't go to the game, this chick invited me to a party that weekend.

Bro 2: Come on, man, bros before hoes.

by Broseiden King of the Broceans November 26, 2010

rufless

the acting of being "ruthless" to an even higher intensity, so much so that you do so with lack of regard for others and common decency. When you're rufless, you don't even care.

Dude why did you just push down that little kid?
Because I'm so rufless.

by Coach Hastings May 24, 2008