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Routerfucked

Becoming routerbitched at an extremely inopportune moment during an internet chat.
He told me he wanted to break up, but I got routerfucked and missed it.
by jemjemjem May 2, 2006
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soggy router

A group of two or more men all put on the same porn (in their respective rooms within one house) and wank off to it into a tissue. You must then run in to the room with the router, and slam down your wanky tissue.

The aim of the game is not to be the last to cum, and if you are, the rules state you must lick the first-to-finish's tissue.
Chad: Hey man, coming Limp Biscuit tournament later?
Brad: Nah bro, we aint tha' hardcore. Just doing Soggy Router down tha frat, dawg.
by elbastardopilko November 6, 2009
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Rotten Chonga

A sex act with finding its roots in a Bean and Cheese Chimi Changa. The male defecates into the female's hand at which point she proceeds to perform a hand job with the hot feces.
Dude, last night Carla gave me the most heinous Rotten Chonga, it was a mess!
by eastersm3584 April 10, 2009
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rooted.mips aka mips

Owner Of The (Priority Botnet) 2017-TODAY

This Said Legend Has Been Running The "BOTNET" Community For The Past 4 Years And Has High Knowledge And Will Not Let Anything Get In His Path With His Creation "Priority Botnet" He Is Known For The Massive Amount Of Power And His Highly Advanced Designs On His Botnet's Terminal Or (CnC). His Said Botnet "Priority" Blew Up Because Of His Layer7 Power Taking Down GOV Sites With Ease And His Great Way Of Advertising His Botnet And His Very Cheap And Simple Prices For Such High Power! (He May Be A Threat To Our Nowadays Online Services ETC)

His Theme On His Botnet Is Always The Said Rapper "JUICE WRLD" or "JARAD ANTHONY HIGGINS"
hey, did you know rooted.mips aka mips owns priority botnet
by anon user 1734 May 10, 2021
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RottenJohn

The unlikely contender who rose to dethrone Joey Southside as king of TheNJScene.
Pat Buchanan's my hero. Linda's a whore.
by Thomas Paine April 6, 2005
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rectal rooter

Destruction of the virgin anal canal by rectum plumbers
by none November 30, 2003
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Rotten Rochester

During or before the act of sexual intercourse a woman takes her finger and wipes it across her vagina while she is on her period. She then takes the menustration matter and wipes it across the tongue of her partner(male or female or both at the same time).
Sally: Guess what Rob i got my period today.
Rob: You know what I'm thinking..*looks at Sally*
Sally: *shakes head in agreement*....Rotten Rochester time!!!
by Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins August 19, 2007
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