religion

a mental illness which leads you to believe in things that are not there and waste your time talking to them. Most of the people suffering under religion deny their illness and want to infect others. The only cure is rational reasoning but sometimes the brain is so fucked by religion that nothing helps anymore.

i am sick of religion.

by dmfva January 1, 2019

Religion

A group of people who force their possibly fake beliefs down somebody’s throat. how gucci is that?

Religion is Gucci m8

by gaym8 March 13, 2019

true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon with superior physical genetics who may or may not have some degree of mental abnormalities

Girl at party: “That guy who lives here has a Book of Mormon and can’t seem to keep his place clean”
Girl 2 at party: “talk about true religion genes”

by Rocheman4280 September 19, 2021

religion

The reason some people are not losers. The reason some people are not hateful little "find a scientific explanation for everything" atheists. The reason there are nice people in the world. People who didn't let some messed-up experience in their life make them think that religion was a lie or something STUPID like that. People who don't think that they are the highest most mighty beings in the universe, people who accept that there is actually someone out there BETTER than them.

Religious 2nd Grader: Hello, would you like a piece of my cookie? In my religion it's always good to share.

Non-religious 2nd Grader: I don't have to share my cookie with you because there's no one watching to make sure I'm good and the bad things I do will never come back to me. I don't follow silly religion rules about actually being a good person instead of a buttface.

by Yaaaaaawn November 5, 2006

religion

without religion, science is weak,

without science, religion is nothing.

by Biafra J September 14, 2004

Religion

Mental redtardation

Religion is as useless as a black person

by Mustache Master May 17, 2017

Religion

Something the poor saps in this country have yet to fully comprehend, that is, after they are done reattaining sobriety after their pointless damn hangovers, if you want to religious bash, consult Saddam Hussein or his cohorts.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003