Retard

1. Word used to describe someone who is stupid and NOT someone who suffers from a mental disability. You can use it to describe a person who has a fully formed brain, but keeps fucking up.
2. Only an ignorant jackass would call someone who is mentally handicapped a retard.
3. Only a retard (see above) would be upset simply by the use of the word retard.

Sarah Palin is a retard; her son Trig is not.

by Get_It_Straight December 11, 2010

Redarkulous

Something that is ridiculously dark in an awesome way.

Screwface in Steven Segal's classic "Marked For Death" is a truly redarkulous character.

by Freeze111 April 17, 2010

retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight

Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm

by retard alarm March 28, 2016

recardo reid

Smooth with the women has a very big dick and can fuck u very good, also eats the pussy like strawberry ice cream

Recardo Reid

by Franklin williams July 15, 2016

Retard circus

When a group of people are doing something dumb without regard to how stupid they look

"Stop throw kicking flipping bottles. You boys practicing for the retard circus?"

by MRAzang January 5, 2017

retard siren

When the retarded kids at school run around shouting shit that is incomprehensible and the staff don't care

Person 1: Well, there goes the retard siren again.

Person 2: Damn, that's the third time today.

by GoldeyLerks January 21, 2017

Retarded Meatball

A retarded Italian

"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"

"James is such a meatball."

"Fuckin' retarded meatball."

by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017