Raccoon

Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.

Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.

by Txft June 18, 2020

raccooney

Someone with fat fingers

Raccooney's fingers are so fat that he had to use a stylus to type.

by Acksheeoh September 23, 2020

Racooned

Bitch you look racooned did you get any sleep

When your eyes look realy dark under the eyes from not sleeping or being tired . I am so high I look racooned

by Racooned October 8, 2020

raccoony

Similar in form and/or action to a raccoon, but not actually a raccoon. Raccoon-like.

There's an animal in a tree that resembles a squirrel, but has a ringed tail and mask. It looks very raccoony.

by creeperck October 9, 2020

racoon play

someone who is sexually aroused by having sex in or around a dumpster

"yo, hes low-key into racoon play tho"

by mistwadumbstwa October 20, 2020

raccootons

the best type of raccoons

wow look at those raccootons

by Bekuca November 16, 2020

Raccooton

1. the raccootons are the super-smart pet raccoons
2. the people who love super-smart pet raccoons are called too raccootons (it doesn't matter if they have a pet raccoon or not)

Friend1: I am the smartest raccooton alive!
Friend2: Noo! My raccooton, Loki, is the smartest raccooton alive!
Friend1: But he never stole food, so he can't be the smartest raccooton alive!
Friend2: He stole cat food on two legs. Loki is the smartest raccooton alive!

by BeBogi November 16, 2020