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Redneck Racing

racing in a tractor, unrestored truck, or ride-on lawnmower around a farm, country road, or trailer park
Redneck 1: Want to go Redneck Racing?
Redneck 2: Sure! My John Deere Tractor will certainly beat your old pickup truck!
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raring

1. something that you eagerly want to do or experience.
2. an event that you anxiously await, full of anticipation and you look forward to doing it because it's exciting.
1. I'm raring to go see SIN City in theatres this friday!
2. Whitewater rafting is something we've all been raring to do for the summer.
by fitchickxina March 30, 2005
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Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

This game is far the best game ever. It's a driving game where you basically choose a truck and a track and race. It's got unparalleled animation (it's the first game to introdue it's own breed of skybox animation), physics (only in this game can you run through walls, gotta love it), unlimited gameplay area, intelligent AI (the AI is so smart that it's confident it'll win without moving), exciting tracks, photorealistic graphics, and tons of unlockables/customization. It's definitely WINNER and beats games like Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Soulcalibur, Command and Conquer, Battlefield, Need for Speed, Forza Motorsport, Gran Turismo, Elder Scrolls, Halo (even if all these games are combined, they are still the worst ever). This game is WINNER, and so is Gamemill and Stellar Stone (the makers), Rigism (its devoted religion). Remember, STEER CLEAR OF POLICE ROADBLOCKS! READ THE WINNER FAQ!!!
YOU'RE WlNNER! MEGAONE IS WINNER! LORD STELL IS WINNER!
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing beats all LOSERS!!!
by OMGBORONBBQ August 5, 2006
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1-2-3 RATING.

The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)

And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).

2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about

3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!

1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!

Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.

Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!
i.e 1-2-3 RATING.

Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"

Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"

Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"

Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"
by Arthur V. October 3, 2008
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Ragina

Ragina is a girl who is sometimes very mean. However she's always there when you need her the most. She is super funny and silly. She also has a big heart.
Me: "aw thanks Ragina, you're so nice"
Ragina: "no problem shithead"
by Shorty wit da 40s March 31, 2020
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Pig Racing

Truly the sport of Kings. Pigs are raced around a circuit, preferably with a Pig Jockey on board each pig, causing much hilarity. Traditionally the losing swine is turned into BBQ for the spectators, the losing Pig Jockey may become a spit roast.
"I'm heading down to the track for a spot of pig racing, I'll probably eat while I'm there"
by Steve SB April 24, 2007
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ratings

when someone does something that deserves praise
Luckie, " I tingsed canfield man"
Smith," Aaaaah ... ratings bruv"
by Ross Luckie April 29, 2004
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