FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT

someone who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A FUCKING ORANGE. GOD DAMN IT YOU ONLY PEEL THE ORANGE ONCE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE INSIDE OF THE ORANGE YOU JUST SEPARATE IT INTO SLICES AND EAT THEM. THE WHITE LEATHER IS A PART OF THE ORANGE. YOU HEATHEN

sun: you have to peel the orange twice
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????WHAT
cic: YOU DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
me: I AM GOING TO CAUSE THE GENOCIDE OF ANYONE WHO PEELS ORANGES TWICE
me: THE FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT IS GOING To diE

by ivyvyvyvyvyv July 26, 2019

Roach

my cuddle buddies<3
short for Cockroach

(psst.. hey buddy..join my Roach Cult :) )

"I hate roaches?"
"i like them"

by William<3 December 23, 2021

Roaching

When you are in a monogamous relationship and find yourself in someone else's bed five nights out of seven. That is stretching.

Hey dude you've been roaching all over the place. Stay the f*** away from my house

by Billy Biden September 5, 2021

Diet roach

A person who never wants to finish the blunt and when they do they keep it to create another blunt later

“Jack is such a diet roach”

Maya is a diet roach she loves saving them and reusing them

by Feliciaglams July 21, 2020

Roached

When something is destroyed beyond repair.

“Jared, & JP’s knees are roached from Jiu Jitsu class.”

by jrmt December 23, 2022

tickling the roach

term that refers to the act of tickling a persons vagina in such a way that it produces a queef that makes a high pitched noise that can only be described as a roach laughing

I just spent the last hour tickling the roach with my girl it was so poggers

by coolrobert935 January 12, 2024

Roach Coach

A vehicle which sells food, such as sandwiches, snacks, coffee and soda on construction job sites, military bases and university campuses.

Good thing the roach coach is here because I am starving.

by Paraguay Mike June 4, 2018