person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?
person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
by granolamom July 14, 2022
Get the hidden valley ranchmug. 
by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018
Get the Ranch Ratemug. A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranchmug. Something you do that turns people off from whatever they may be eying or interested in, thereby making them suddenly repulsed from that interest.
Jess: Can I have your crutons?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.
Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?
Jo: *dumps the ranch on her salad*
Jess: Never mind.
Jim: *looks at girl from behind* Hey she looks hot!
Larry: Watch her be a butterface.
*girl turns around, and is indeed a butterface*
Jim: Uggggh you just had to dump the ranch on it, didn't you?
by HexMaster June 27, 2008
Get the dump the ranchmug. A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranchmug. Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.
by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022
Get the Ranch headmug.