potter

an asshole, and a huuuge player.
you think he's the perfect person for you, but then he turns out to be a dickfuck and crushes your heart.

"you know potter is just using you to get some, right? he'll say whatever it takes."

by lilizzie April 7, 2009

harry potter stick fights

a game played in year 8 at KHS by the awesome shacksters.

equipment:
1 stick, suitable for acting as a wand
3 or more fucktarded friends to join you
1 nerd shack, for optimum atmosphere

how to play:
brandish the stick around like a wand, screaming spells from harry potter
ie. person 1: wingardium leviosa! person 2: {hovers their arm up and down to show levitation}

*people playing harry potter stick fights*

teacher: are you playing harry potter?

*laughter by people stick fighting*

stick fighting person 1: "nah we're just playing with sticks!"

by AIGROEG May 8, 2008

Patterson

A person that wheels broadies and gets with chicks. They snipe ginos, and get crushed every weekend. They also could donkey punch kids in the back of the head that think they're a "fatty god"

Man, Patterson is so lucky. First he gets the game winner in last night's hockey game. Next he gets with the hottest chick at school. wow. he's my hero.

by domer17 May 23, 2008

Harry Potter

if you have to urbandictionary this you're obviously a muggle.

Kid 1: who's harry potter?
Wizard Kid: you're just a dumb ass muggle.

by gngr407 June 12, 2011

male pattern baldness

When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.

Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.

by SagelyPerson September 30, 2015

Harry Potter test

A test you give someone one when your unsure whether you like them or not. The first question is 'Did you laugh when Dumbledore died?'. It's best to not use the same words as those ones because you will look like a random freak.

The answer is that it wasn't funny.
The second question is 'Chocolate or strawberry icecream?'. This has been Daniel Radcliff approved. In an interview once, when asked whether he liked chocolate or strawberry icecream more he said 'Chocolate, I'm not stupid.'
That is proof that stupid people like strawberry icecream, and smart people like chocolate icecream.

The date was going badly, and I didn't know whether I should pretend I have to leave or stay, so I did the Harry Potter Test on her. She said her favourite part of the sixth movie was when Dumbledore died. I didn't even bother to ask the second question, I just avada kedavrad her and left. She deserved it.

by OrangeDough August 24, 2010

patterson

noun

A person who is often commanded to take on impossible tasks against their will. Famous example includes Lt. Patterson from the "Medal of Honor" franchise who is commanded to single-handedly defeat the Nazi war machine.

Patterson, take out that tank!

by Number J July 21, 2008