Skip to main content

Man-promise

when 2 men of no relation engage in a promise.
johnson: "man i didnt fuck trisha, she's yo bitch."
willy: "promise?"
johnson: "sure"
willy: "we involved in a man-promise right now?"
johnson: "sure"
by gumbi mcfadden October 30, 2010
mugGet the Man-promise mug.

Pinky Promise

A promise spoken as you cross pinky fingers that, if broken, gives the right to the grieved one to deglove, sever or otherwise critically injure your pinky finger.
My former friend and I had the pinky promise to go to our first Comic-Con together. She went without me. So, as a gesture of retribution, I tore the nail off her pinky finger. I am not cruel enough to disable her forever now, am I?
by KetsubanMissingNumber April 5, 2022
mugGet the Pinky Promise mug.
Related Words

Pinky promise

A symbol of trust, when making a pinky promise you put trust in the other persons hand. It holds the biggest secrets, if the trust is broken it can never be the same
by Josoidhskkaka May 1, 2022
mugGet the Pinky promise mug.

four year promise

A "four year promise" is a promise that institution makes for the duration of a client's stay; once the client has left the institution, the promise is no longer heeded.

The phrase originates in the relationships between college administrators and students, which often relies on the student body's short attention span (4 years, or often less) to on-going, systemic issues. This strategy can be used by colleges to make nominal concessions in one policy 'battle,' while patiently waiting for institutional longevity & momentum to win the policy 'war,' often as a result of the passing interest of the student body.

While a "four year promise" refers to an administration's actions, a "four year memory" may refer to the student body's (non) action.
"I thought the school promised to fund that program for the next 20 years. What happened?!"
"Oh, come on - that was just a four year promise!"
by bytebrekha April 4, 2009
mugGet the four year promise mug.

evil kinevel profit

When in an accident, the total insurance cash payout is MORE than the vehicle was purchased for.

example

4500 down payment

3600 loan payments

3400 remaining on loan

insurance payout:

12,800 total
"Dude, I bought the bike for 9 grand and insurance paid me an Evil Kinevel profit of 12.5 grand when I wrecked it!"
by blackbirdblackwolf May 24, 2009
mugGet the evil kinevel profit mug.

worthless as an election promise

In view of politicians making promises before an election but invariably breaking them after an election.
Therefore the lowest possible denominator of the value of something can be described in this way.
'Jack's commitment to give up smoking is as worthless as an election promise.'

'Yeah, he won't last a day.'
by MrMagnesium May 14, 2014
mugGet the worthless as an election promise mug.

Prometheus

Venerable Darkness' way of saying that he is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead because I shoved my face in his girlfriend's tank tits.
HO HO HO HO HO, Prometheus what are you casting I have a penis in my mouth so it is kind of hard to talk right now.
by P-Fu July 20, 2008
mugGet the Prometheus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email