Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021

Pretz

A tasteless, yet salty, twisted and overly boring, plain person that ruins the fun for everyone else. It usually only takes one to ruin the fun for an entire group of people enjoying themselves. Much like a random pretzel in a bowl full of tasty potato chips.

Tommy is such a pretz. His mere presence sours the fun right out of the party for everyone enjoying themselves.

by Kranky Kracker June 4, 2021

pretzel day

pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ

Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Pretzel

Important

Pay attention everyone, this is a pretzel part of the lesson.

by Skyvessel May 19, 2021

pretize

conceited

You are pretentious(Pretize)

by Gildark June 9, 2021

preezer

someone who leads another person on, but they have no intentions with them and just want them to like you

“he’s been leading her on for weeks”
“ew what a preezer”

by edible1&2 June 10, 2021

Pretzlord

A "beer and pretzels" kind of player. Views tabletop gaming primarily as a social activity.
The opposite of a Munchkin.

When play testing homebrew, make sure to include a wide variety of players from Munchkins to Pretzlords.

by Mr. Alexanderp July 8, 2021