Pre-vagnician

One who possess the ability to predict the appearance of a woman's vagina by assessing her personality almost immediately upon meeting her.

"Within five minutes Jacob could tell us exactly what her pussy looked like. I think he must have pre-vagnician."

by UnicornButtSex November 21, 2015

Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.

Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022

pre-kidding

The action that comes before talking or dealing jokingly with; also known as pre-banter; pre-jest

I was pre-kidding Frank, I was preparing the joke and you just ruined it.

by Frank Quintero November 07, 2015

Pre-trending

Pre-trending. Wearing or loving a fashion item before it becomes a trend.

I was Pre-trending the belt bag, and now Patricia Field has it on Liza on the show Younger

by theroaring40s June 22, 2018

Pre-ex

Pre-ex refers to your ex boyfriend/girlfriend before the break up. Many people get confused when someone refers to their ex if they are talking about before or after the break up.

If a person says, "My ex burned my house down" you wouldn't know if the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down while they were still dating and that's why they broke up or if they broke up and then the ex boyfriend/girlfriend burned the house down.

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my Pre-ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, so who you making out with now?

vs

Bro 1: Bro I made out with my ex a lot.
Bro 2: Nice, you getting back together?

by Kentviknesh July 20, 2018

pre-courting

playful flirting on social media

In this technology age pre-courting is part of a social media user's ways.

by Coop Dupe December 09, 2019

pre-enacting

Acting out possible future scenarios, such as arguments/fights and sometimes make-out sessions. These sometimes occur in the present past tense as if they'd already happened. Invariably, the scenario is always favorable to the one doing the pre-enactment.

"So I was pre-enacting my beef with Drea... If she talks anymore shit, I'm gonna punch her in the gut and when she hunches over, I'll get her in the throat. That bitch is lucky I don't curb check her, too. Hell yea! Fucked her UP,son!"

by AdriLynn September 25, 2013