postal abbreviation

an evil scheme devised by the postal system so that packages intended to me sent to maine end up in maryland

that goddamn post office still can't tell the difference between an E and a D. idiots

by Unknown August 4, 2003

Pistalino

The italian translate of penis.

Dude, that boy gave me the best loving with his pistalino!

by kariel January 15, 2009

Pasta-tution.

When hot girls serve you pasta, it's known as pasta-tution.

If Olive Garden and Hooters ever merged, the new location would be called House of Pasta-tution.

by JiggyRick January 7, 2017

Pasta Dinner

When you eat a bunch of uncooked pasta and then drink about a gallon of water, throw up the pasta into your significant other’s vagina, stick your penis into the pasta filled vagina and then eat the pasta once you’ve finished having intercourse

Guy: god I’m so hungry and horny
Girl: are you down for a pasta dinner?

Guy: get naked rn

by landynschaffer April 21, 2018

Pasta

Pasta is thek ing of food, since almost everything is made of pasta:
Pizza
Bread
Pasta
Spaghetti
Ravioli
Cake
Noodles
Cracker
Sandwich
Plates
Water
Yogurt (Yogurt, yoghurt, or yoghourt)
Air
ur mom

-Yo italian man, what did you eat for lunch yesterday?
-Well, as a starter i eat some pasta with some pasta on it , then for the first course i got some pasta embedded in a bigger pasta all covered with confetti made of pasta. After two plates i was already kinda full but i procedeed to the second dish anyway: a giant slice of pasta with some pasta sauce aaaall around it was extremely pastaicious. As a dessert, guess what, a little pasta cream with some pasta on it A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. What about you?
-Nah only pasta for me :(

by almanfu March 1, 2018

big pasta

The fat friend in a group of friends that has a lot of girlfriends but no real girlfriend. Usually because he is gay or not considered a sexual option.

"man how does he always end up talking to the girl he's fat and not attractive at all"

"it's all good, he's not getting any he's the big pasta"

by OnlyInTheTub November 19, 2009

pistachio

A woman of loose moral character.
Further, a woman that one takes home for the night.

Coming from the Ludacris line "I was with some nasty ho's eatin' pistachios."

"Alright, you can have the room tonight, I'll sleep in the lounge. Just make sure that this pistachio doesn't touch any of my stuff."

by PH Loom June 21, 2007