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portaparty

Someone that can make anything fun.
"I heard no one cool will be at the party, so it probably won't be fun..."

"It doesn't matter, at least Trent will be there, he's a portaparty!"
by J-Mosis May 7, 2005
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Portapuss

The Portapuss is the mascot for Gorill State University.

No one knows the exact origins of the word or what it means, but there are many theories. Most believe it is the combination of some word containing "port" and "pussy" - it is well known that all portapusses like pussy.

Some suggest the "port" derives from "Portland," as in Portland, Oregon. Portland is thought to be the second favorite city of Gorill State co-founder A.R. Nielsen.

Others believe it comes from "portapotty."

Whatever the case, Portapuss is not to be confused with the platypus, although at many times, a platypus can be a Portapuss.
"Check out all those Portapusses!"

"I didn't realize anyone could like Portapuss so much...."
by griffsterb February 4, 2009
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Portable Mommy

A companion amongst a group of friends who is always known to be the reasonable, caring, and responsible one during times of chaos. Always looking out for her friends, she is known to have that indestructable sholder to lean on and the patience of a statue.
Our Portable Mommy could be the designated driver.
by wildxrose January 3, 2010
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Portaphoneleoma

The indescribable fear of releasing your mobile phone into the mouth of a port-o-potty...
**Dan is in the port-p-potty**

Stan: "Hey Dan! Can you text Lisa and tell her were gonna be a little late?:

Dan: "NO YOU DO IT! I HAVE PORTAPHONELEOMA!"
by XxNomxXxNomxX October 19, 2010
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Portal of Pleasure

The means by which one finds the path to their ultimate happiness.
She found that the easiest way to enter her portal of pleasure was by drinking vodka and watching the Vampire Diaries.
by 9th Wave Rider April 13, 2011
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Portable charger

Potable charger is a person who would leave everything such as his close friends, just to hangout with the person they love, but that person does not love him back.

(S) went to a party and all her friends were busy, so she decided to use her portable charger (Z)

(S) is just using (Z) when she can’t find her friends

(Z) is a backup plan for (S) but (Z) does not know that
Uh oh. All my friends are busy. It’s ok let me just use my portable charger
by Biiiishammm November 2, 2018
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Portales

Portales is a small town on the Great Plains of New Mexico. We are known for our college, peanuts ,and also dairy’s. The people you might find vary in every way, their is a majority of really good people that you find more here than anywhere else but on the other hand there are the bad people which u would find anywhere although it’s a small town if you have just arrived you will hardly know everyone or meet the whole town. There’s lots of mystery behind portales and lots of tweakers but it is a comfortable place to most. For it feels so much like home. Even though it has its times
I’ve been through portales before it’s a small town.
Portales doesn’t have much to offer but maybe I want to settle here when I’m older

Did you here about that guy who got arrested in Portales.
by Want some dope? April 20, 2020
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