Lagoon Poon

A sweaty, messy girls' downstairs

I couldn't go down on her because she had a mass case of Lagoon Poon

by Bohndo March 14, 2015

poon swipe

to graze her vagina in an upward fashion

rather than a handshake or a kiss on the cheek, i prefer to give her a poon swipe

by suicidalgecko December 19, 2013

Poon-Donor

An insult towards males, implying that they have a vagina and that they regularly exploit themselves with it. This can also be used as an insult towards females, implying that they're whores and/or sluts.

"You fucking poon-donor!"

by damann August 27, 2009

Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

by Mike the LCB November 30, 2011

Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).

"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."

by Crazylson September 29, 2009

Dr Poon

a man with excessive knowledge of the female reproductive organ

It wont go in...best call Dr Poon

by Dr Poon February 21, 2012

Slay that poon

verb, informal
The act of a male engaging in aggressive (consensual) sex, usually followed by bragging about it to his friends.

(past tense)
"Yeah, dude! I slayed that poon like it was high noon!"

(present tense)
"I'll call you back later, bro! I'm slaying that poon like it's high noon!"

(future tense)
Me: "Don't worry, Adam. One day, we'll slay that poon like it's high noon."
Adam: "Together."

by DatBoiAJ October 06, 2016