Ping Pong

A person that is severely mentally challenged in common sense.

Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong

by Pickle Wall March 26, 2023

Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).

Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!

by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018

ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

Corn pong

A more hardcore hillbilly version of beer pong. If you get the ping pong ball into the cup your opponent must first chug a beer and then eat an entire cob of corn, husk and all. First person to die loses

"Man I played the sickest game of corn pong last night. If tommy was still alive he'd say it was awesome too"

by tsarge63 June 1, 2016

call pong

When you are really good friends but cant seem to connect for weeks, sometimes months, calling each other and always hitting the missed call. The person who missed the call is the one to call back.

1: Hey buddy, called you again.
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong

by oolveea December 2, 2020

Thung Pong

A contraption used by the lesbian community to crack the buhhh of their companions. Essentially a dihh

Yo watch out, she has a thung pong on her.

by Apaul67 August 11, 2025

pong

When you get a smell or whiff of something nasty

“The pong of that bird shit fuckin nasty mate you should go home”

by Pusidonmin October 29, 2017