Pokemon

1. stupid child game played by flipping cards and tazos.
2. to poke a man

Child: Lets play pokemon
Adult: Fuck off kid

by Fanaticfttee November 23, 2010

pokemon

1) The slang way for a gangster/black man to say "poking man" as a way to inform the "poker" that he is "poking" and should stop.
2) A series of movies/cards/action-figures/toys that are extremely annoying. for most people,,, "Godam retarted unbelievable mounds of portable testicle warts" fits the description better.
3) My worst nightmare.

1)
Gangsta#1: Pokemon!
Gangsta#2: Kk jeez sorry... im not poking u!!! im not poking u.
*Bam* *gangsta 2 gone*
2)
*Micheal Jackson
3) "aaa OMGz!11!!!1!1!!!!!!!!111 it a pokemon!!!Z

by YugihoDude June 29, 2006

pokemon fossil

The act of a man wrapping his flaccid penis around his testicles and scrotum, therefore assuming the appearance of a Pokemon fossil.

Last night, Jeff got drunk and showed me his Pokemon fossil.

by Ya Boy T-Diddy March 18, 2016

Pokemon Goer

A individual who frequently engages in playing Pokemon Go. You can easily identify these people as they walk through public places in a awkward fashion while looking at their phone. Many Pokemon Goers live in denial that the app may interfere in their social life. In extreme cases this app will influence their life decisions and daily routine.

--Why has Joe break up with Mary?
--He has become a serious Pokemon Goer and Mary was taking up too much Pokemon time

by J-Lee Lingo July 22, 2016

Pokemon

A game that teaches you about enslaving animals and putting them in a ball the size of your hand with no space and no sleep

Ash in a pokemon battle: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
Pikachu: all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge

by RIBBITE April 7, 2021

pokemon

The most cringe-ass game/series ever made

Updog:I love Pokemon!
Shadowy: you probably have covid since you have shit taste

by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨𝔼ツ March 23, 2022

Pokemon

The original simulated cockfight. Revolves around capturing cute little animals for the purpose of pitting them against one another in vicious battles, the winner of which gets prize money.

KID: "Hey mom! I was playing Pokemon when I had my red rooster kill a cute yellow rat and after the battle I got prize money!"

MOM: "..."

by superdawge November 28, 2009