In addition to the other definitions, the pirate is often named "Dicky Nicky" and is of Indian descent. His combination of wanting butt pleasures (in reference to Mooj from 40-Year-Old Virgin) and choosing unsuspecting victims makes him the scariest butt pirate of them all.
by annonymousfemaleoneaton June 21, 2010
Get the butt piratemug. by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 21, 2003
Get the pirate smokermug. A female, often a teenager, who has stored an array of "cargoes" in her "hull." More than a typical whore on land, she often ventures into the high seas, in search of her next victim and often later wears the man's balls on necklace. Even though she gets around like a wheel, she lacks skill and the man is underwhelmed by her tactics, and in some extreme cases, the man cannot even ejaculate because he can only focus on how badly he has to pee. She doesn't have scurvy, but what she has rhymes with it (starts with an H). She's been tossed up more than your average baseball, but just like with playing catch in the backyard, there's always a chance you'll lose you ball(s).
R: Whatch out for that one track girl, she's a pirate hooker.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.
by rusty9 June 23, 2010
Get the Pirate Hookermug. (pir·ate-hook·er) noun
A female who frequently whores the male sex. This species of women are usually found wearing way too much make-up while flirting with men old enough to be their father. Pirate Hookers are also known to be extremely ignorant. For example, many Pirate Hookers will turn down the first half decent guy to ask them on a date and then later that night screw a dirty guidoed-out meathead. You can usually spot a Pirate Hooker smoking at your local McDondalds or being fondled by a circle jerk of scum bags.
A female who frequently whores the male sex. This species of women are usually found wearing way too much make-up while flirting with men old enough to be their father. Pirate Hookers are also known to be extremely ignorant. For example, many Pirate Hookers will turn down the first half decent guy to ask them on a date and then later that night screw a dirty guidoed-out meathead. You can usually spot a Pirate Hooker smoking at your local McDondalds or being fondled by a circle jerk of scum bags.
by Arlingtoniscool June 19, 2007
Get the pirate hookermug. When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.
Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.
~FYI: True story.~
~FYI: True story.~
by Lori-SPED May 30, 2007
Get the angry piratemug. Children's show in the UK, made famous by Radio 1 DJ Chris Moyles. Has incredibly catchy theme song.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of Space Pirates?"
Person 2: "EVERYBODY SING! NA NA NA NA NAA, SPACE PIRATES"
Person 2: "EVERYBODY SING! NA NA NA NA NAA, SPACE PIRATES"
by Jaaames January 15, 2008
Get the space piratesmug. The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
by FRMNS100s September 27, 2020
Get the Norwegian Piratemug.