puertocaficracan

A person mixed with puertorican, black, and white

"Damn,that puertocaficracan girl ova there is fine!"

by Brittany December 13, 2003

PuertoRoc

Puerto Rican.. Gullyness... Gangsta Gutta Gator Global! Straight Gully! unless its PuertoRoc from HHR then its jus beeeeeoytch status! lol!

PuertoRoc From HHR Is A Beeeeoytch!

by Gullyness Rugged July 14, 2003

Puerto Rican Hairdo

When you're performing a 69 with the male on top (so that his anus is directly above the girl's head) and he takes a shit in her hair, thus creating an authentic puerto rican hairdo.

Bitch was scrapin' so I gave her a puerto rican hairdo.

by Sneakthief October 8, 2008

puerto rican stand-still

Any confrontation involving three or more individuals at odds with each other, usually brandishing weapons such as broken cerveza bottles and chain wallets, that ends in a stalemate.

That punta Hector brought his panty waste brother Jose to Esteban's crib and tried to throw down. Esteban was going to waste their punk asses, but it was obvious they were in a Puerto Rican Stand-Still when Esteban's friends bounced and the three of them realized they all had no back and were just gonna blast each other away without anyone walking away breathing.

by succubitch July 25, 2010

Pierpont

a person who is fat and thinks they are black

by Tim January 30, 2003

Puerto Rican Face Wash

The act of using one's semen as a facial cleanser then being urinated on to wash it off.

My Aunt was out of her proactiv so I gave her a Puerto Rican Face Wash.

by Nersy 22 October 2, 2010

pertort

1.To claim something out of ignorance. 2.Perverted from being out of ignorance. Not Pee-wee Herman's version of perverted. 3. Possibly a mashup of pervert and contort.

When I asked what bone he broke in his arm, he pertorted with, "It was my tibia's metacarpal."

by Scott Farley July 30, 2008