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patroned

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"
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Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.
Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.
by Arkell December 9, 2008
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Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.
"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"
by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007
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short-term salami partner

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.
I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.
by Web Willy April 7, 2003
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howdy do partner

A term created and used by lilrandy01 aka maddenboss_ aka MrDonut01. It is generally used as an introductory line like: Hello, or Hey There!
by Favoriteheat May 21, 2018
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Partnership

Sharing a bed with your brother when ur a kid cuz you're poor. Sharing a meal with your neighbor cuz you're poor... and let's be real, they are darn kind. Sharing a thought with your daughter because she needs your advice. Sharing a beer with your son cuz he needs it sometimes too. Sharing a conversation before college to decide a major or decide if somebody should screw off and leave that crap all together. Sharing your fear of your lawyer quitting on you during divorce proceedings in acceptable ways on Facebook or Insta or Twitter or goodness sakes YouTube if ur famous bc together we can change it for the best. Sharing a joke when your daughter falls in love with her 58?ish year old professor slash comic writer like 16 years after u supported her film school. Sorry dad. Sharing a laugh. He wasn't my professor. Sharing love and peace like civil human beings without something to prove... like in the way that you make known how love and peace are good. Like the best things ever. Partnership is not tearing any of these things down. It is truly golden.
I thought you were a douchebag but then I realized you knew what a partnership was.
by KristenCallaway January 3, 2019
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campus partners

An organization in Columbus, Ohio that purports to revitalize neighborhoods in the Ohio State University area. They are notorious for pushing out independent businesses and bringing in corporate ones.
Campus hasn't been the same since campus partners shut down Insomnia and brought in Starbucks.
by botey October 2, 2006
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