Brad Parker

Someone who parks badly in a parking lot, across multiple spots, over curbs, hitting shrubs, sticking out, sideways, even that one guy that flipped over the wall.

Look at that Brad Parker over there, he's parked Bradley.

by Vajeebi February 27, 2016

Parker

so there’s this boy, And the way he laughs makes me smile, And the way he talks gives me butterflies, And everything about him makes me happy. His smile paints rays of sunshine all over his face, warm and soft enough to make a sunflower grow. he's the freckled boy that puts the stars in the sky but still motivates me to create my own stars. my love for him is multiplied by the number of stars, take it to infinites, the number of unknown planets and plus the wide of the universe. he's the kind of boy that poems are written about,

did you hear that? it was parker laughing

by kaydenjude November 20, 2018

Parker

Parker is an amazing boy with a killer smile. He’s usually very athletic and a one of a kind type of boy. He can get all the girls he wants but he’s very loyal. He usually dates girls with blonde hair and green eyes- which he finds most attractive. Specifically with names starting with an A. He’s very sweet but he’ll fight when he needs to.

Oh my lord, the new boys such a parker.

by Extreme04 November 23, 2018

Parker

Parker is hot sexy and has a shlong really good in bed and is a great BF better not ruin ur chances with him because u will miss out if u let him slip away. He also will make u squirt all over uself when u see him.

Girl: "Who is that hottie over there!"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"

by HOW ARE ALL THESE NAMES TAKEN November 27, 2018

Parker

The sexiest white boy of all time.

Parker is such a sexy white boy

by ooohhhhhhhhhyeah69 December 11, 2018

parker

look at parker shes so beautiflul and magnifiacent so has blown my mind

parker is the absulute best

by parkerknowsbest October 29, 2018

Parker

A rather short person, but will shoot up in size during puberty in all things (ladies). Most people think that they are very athletic people, but in fact, its really the opposite. Parkers are very lazy but can nerd alot, but they try to keep it to a minimum. They enjoy humor and try to tell jokes to lighten the mood. They make sure their friends come first before anything. And usually keep to themselves, a bit quiet at most. But can be a great friend if you manage to get them talk! Parkers are very creative types, making art and or already have ideas. They can get along with just about anyone, adjusting their personality.

Guy: Hey, who was that guy who liked playing NES games?

Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about

Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?

by Çăþțůŕ October 30, 2018