“Parker, wow, look how freaking amazing you look. You outfit is on point, and that hair swoop.. plan me a funeral right now”
by Jackiemackiecrack May 24, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.
Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line
Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.
Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.
Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you
Parker- Yes please
by peepopog123123 January 26, 2021
Get the Parkermug. Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award
Person two: why
Person one: because he was out standing in his field
Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker
Person two: why
Person one: because he was out standing in his field
Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker
by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019
Get the Gus Parkermug. by anonymous June 11, 2023
Get the bad parkermug. Ivy is someone who haven’t met before. She’s literally looks like a goddess and has such a sweat and humble personality. She has such sophisticated yet down to earth aura around her. She has beautiful bright blue eyes with long lashes and perfect, lightly filled brows. Angelic, smooth face with strong cheekbones and jawline. Extremely smart, ( usually a year ahead in education from her peers ). The perfect freckles on her face give her a calm look and the way she throws effortless smiles on her face makes you completely memorized. Her messy yet elegant wavy hair and casual style makes everyone envy her. She’s just perfect.
by hsfffffff June 11, 2019
Get the Ivy Parkermug. “Parker watch out there’s a ball going towards the goal get it”
Parker lets it in then punches the ground
Parker lets it in then punches the ground
by parkerbiggesthater May 7, 2024
Get the Parkermug. A rather short person, but will shoot up in size during puberty in all things (ladies). Most people think that they are very athletic people, but in fact, its really the opposite. Parkers are very lazy but can nerd alot, but they try to keep it to a minimum. They enjoy humor and try to tell jokes to lighten the mood. They make sure their friends come first before anything. And usually keep to themselves, a bit quiet at most. But can be a great friend if you manage to get them talk! Parkers are very creative types, making art and or already have ideas. They can get along with just about anyone, adjusting their personality.
Guy: Hey, who was that guy who liked playing NES games?
Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about
Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
Guy2: I think that's Parker your talking about
Guy: Oh, Do you think he'd be fine with a party?
by Çăþțůŕ October 30, 2018
Get the Parkermug.