Parker O

A fagget ass fagget who is a fag at life and his friends have bigger dicks than him

Person1 : Wow that kid is a Parker O!

Person2: Yea and his penis is smaller than Nathans!

by bigdick91 December 30, 2010

parker webb

the biggest pimp there ever was. not so much of a pimp or a tennis player as a player hatin mutha fukin bad ase

parker webb sticks his weiner in many things, such as flowers, spider men, and noses

by jackolantern December 13, 2004

Ass Packer

One who packs guys in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an Ass packer

by matt April 9, 2003

hamster packer

someone who puts hamster or gerbils in there anus for sexual pleasure, usually gay

he's such a hamster packer

by chenger November 8, 2003

sarah jessica parker

Someone who dines endless hours on weekdays with her friends and sits in her apartment at night in a wife beater, lacy underwear and manolo blaniks writing a column that doesn't give readers any information just gives them a new question to contemplate. So basically in the real world there is no Sarah Jessica Parker!

Sarah Jessica Parker should be removed from the urban dictionary because these words don't have a definition!

by jazzyblues October 16, 2006

fudge packer

a fudge packer is a gay boy who likes to take it up the ass by another fudge packer's dick

thomas fudge, you are a fudge packer!!! no i am not!!!! yes you are its even in your name!!!!! ok i admit it i am a fudge packer!!!! yes, yes you are...

by gregishpoopienoonaa February 14, 2005

Parker

A small town in the Southeastern Denver Metro Area in Colorado. Parker is composed mainly of white, conservative, Christians who see no problem in silently imposing their ways on others. However, this is destined to change in coming years with increased migration from bankrupt California.

Despite all of it's shortcomings, Parker is actually a rather nice town with three high schools and low crime rates.

Me: I'm glad that Obama is President of the United States!
Parker resident #1: No way! He's a Muslim, Socialist, liar!
Me: What? That's ridiculous! I've never heard anyone say such hateful things about our Commander in Chief!
Parker resident #2: Welcome to Parker, dude. People are like that out here.

by Parker Rez January 26, 2011