Ethan Page

The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.

Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.

by BasedAsFrick November 21, 2021

comfort page

@roserussells

“Hey have you checked out the new post”
“I don’t check…why are you always going on about her edits?”
“because her account is my comfort page”

by petrovalovez February 18, 2022

page number next

page number next is the number of the next page you will be turning to. It could pretty much mean any page in the book you are reading, but my teacher seems to get along fine telling us to go to page number next and page blue book.

Alright students, turn to page number next in the other book.

What was your favorite part of the book Cathy?
Well, I especially enjoyed page number next when that thing said that stuff.
Ooh, that's my favorite part too.

by Big mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008

Colored Page

To violate an original work, or intent, to rip apart someone's work and use it as toilet paper.
Fucking a creative person over.

He colored paged the scene upon seeing a negative commentary about rape.

by pornstitute September 12, 2023

Scan your page

1. Looking a significant other up and down with a calculated gaze, similar to a scanner.

Step into my circle of pleasure and let me scan your page.

by OfficerKingsley September 9, 2019

3 page letter

a 3 page letter text message that normaly causes a fight or the excessive force of bitting one's ear, multiple jabs to the face, and a possible headlock that may cause unconciousness. Also what gay boy Chris Brown did to his boyfriend Rihanna.

Oh shit my girlfriend gave me the 3 page letter treatment, i cant listen to my ipod now because of that txt. Rihanna tried to give Chris Brown the 3 page letter treatment but it back fired on her.

by The Hater Above All March 11, 2009

Bradley page

Bradley page is the cutest guy in the history of the universe he will treat you like a princess and love you with all his heart and make sure you know that he does

“Who’s that hot boy over there?”
“Damn I think that’s Bradley page”

by Jaefox155 September 11, 2020