Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).

"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."

by Crazylson September 30, 2009

Poon hooping

(verb) To smuggle illegal substances in one's vagina.

Hey girl, how do you plan to bring your ganja across the border?

I'm planning on poon hooping it.

by quillsbowl March 11, 2009

poon muffin

poon muffin cameltoe

Those pants were too tight,you can see her poon muffin.

by pdub253 December 24, 2008

poon compass

A person whose penis always points towards good pussy, much like a compass needle points towards north.

Randy: Hey Nick, where can I find some poontang tonight?
Nick: I don't know, but you should ask Thomas. He's such a poon compass.

by Dave Kuchers November 3, 2015

Dr Poon

a man with excessive knowledge of the female reproductive organ

It wont go in...best call Dr Poon

by Dr Poon April 28, 2012

Poon Crusher

a man who has had many sexual encounters with many women

Nick: yo man, im going to bang this chick. she wants a piece of me

Matt: of course she does your a poon crusher

by pooncrusher July 11, 2010

Poon Knocker

Whore, Slut, Harlot, Hussy, Jezebel.

That chick's a poon knocker!

by Sancho198428 October 16, 2008