Poo d'etat

The overthrow of a government, body of authority, or parents through the use of massive amounts of poo.

1. At 4 months of age, Violet staged her first poo d'etat by generating so much fecal matter that her parents had to relinquish control of their authority of her. Henceforward, she became the first self-actualized autonomous infant in history.

2. The president feared that these anti-government rallies would lead to a messy and uncontrollable Poo d'etat.

by Morphevs April 13, 2008

Poo Partner

The person sitting in the toilet stall directly next to you, which causes both of you to become joined in a partnership. A partnership of poo.

(saying to oneself) Man I really just wanted to come into this nice quiet place and let loose with some peace and privacy... Could really do without the poo partner right now.

by Mr Bob Dingles May 30, 2012

poo air

an extremely smelly fart caused by gas passing around crap in the intestines.

The preferred pronunciation "pwair" (almost French sounding) is a high-class way to refer to a fart.

While the sound of Dennis' fart was muted by the orchestra, his poo air overwhelmed the audience in the mezzanine.

by gmoney63 December 22, 2008

poo on a stick

simply poo on a friekin stick

im so hungry i can eat poo on a stick

by joeysans May 18, 2006

poo brain

A dumbo who has poo for brains and therefore thinks stinky thoughts.

Mitch: Why don't you like me
Kath: Mitch, you're a poo brain

by KathyK May 25, 2008

poo poo parlor

In case you wanted another term for bathroom, here you go.

After a hard day's work, I retreated to the poo poo parlor to take a nice long shit.

by moofuswoofus March 3, 2009

Poo Spray

Expulsion of a damp, almost liquidious fart that can cause you to believe your crack is sweating.

Joe: Chloe would be hot if it wasn't for the constant patch of crack sweat
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!

by Herb-A-Lerb November 14, 2009