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bum platter

Placing your bum on someones face.

Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.
"Hey, Johnny's sleeping on the couch, I'm gonna give him a bum platter."
by Ren October 24, 2004
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man patty

when you pull your sack over your penis and creates a "patty".
guy 1: Dude, my mom caught me doing a man patty in the bathroom....

guy 2: Your a loser, why do I even hang out with you?
by Flaming Oak Trees January 7, 2006
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Professional Platter Rejuvenator

A fancy word for dishwasher, used to make your job sound more complicated than what it really is.
Aren't you a dishwasher?", "No, I am a Professional Platter Rejuvenator.
by Nathanial CW September 9, 2010
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The Platter

A drunken prank of knowingly shitting on one's toilet lid to be discovered later by a unsuspecting person. Usually done at a friends house you just don't give a fuck about or at a random house party. Basically one upping the Upper Deck.
Dude go check out the platter I just left in the bathroom, grab your shit let's get out of here .
Who the fuck left the platter in my bathroom, I went to take a piss and all I see is a shit mound on the toilet lid.
by 9 1/2 Limp, magine dat!!! December 18, 2010
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Patty Mayonaise

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"
Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."
by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009
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phatty bowl

A marijuana pipe, usually (but not limited to) glass blown with phatty designs.
DL: "Yo check out my new piece"
ME: "Daaamn that's one phatty bowl you got there"
DL: "Word man, this phatty bowl makes phatty bowls burn forEVER"
by Edd1e June 11, 2006
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crotch patty

its when your so hungry that a womans pussy actually looks like a chicken patty making you more hungry and actually try to eat it
dude: i was so hungry i saw my girlfriends crotch patty in my dreams
man: dude u dont have a girl friend
dude: i know!
by john raleigh October 29, 2007
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