smoke the meat pipe

Slang term meaning to "suck dick".

Richard Simmons really likes to smoke the meat pipe.

by Dank Rider July 19, 2004

peace pipe

Pipe used by Native Americans in peace ceremonies. Still used today by Native Americans, or also used in medicinal purposes, also be can used like a regular.

I sometimes let my boss Richey smoke the peace pipe, as long as he let me smoke it first.

by Saints September 9, 2003

can pipe

A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.

Dude, you're gonna get Alzenheimer's smoking out of a can. Let me get a hit.

by Tim March 13, 2003

hash pipe

1. A small pipe used to smoke hashish.
2. An awesome Weezer song about a transvestite hooker/junkie (seriously. I couldn't make that up).

Ex. 1 - Kyle: Damn, I borrowed Josh's hash pipe, but it was so dirty! He never cleans the bowl out!

Ex. 2 - I love Hash Pipe, but those lyrics are messed UP!

by Meggz December 26, 2007

fart pipe

A huge, annoying, fake exhaust pipe added to the back of piece of s*** cars (Accords, Civics, Eclipses, etc) to make it produce a loud noise as the car accelerates. This does nothing but make the driver seem like an ass, though he doesn't notice because he's blasting his 50 cent CD too loudly. Mostly used by teenagers who think their car is badass. It makes guys who have nice cars (Firebirds, Trans Ams, Camaros, etc) laugh because we have REAL exhaust which is on a REAL car.

Ching Yong: I got this awesome fart pipe on my Civic today.
*FAAAAARRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTT*
Me: Well, I have an actual car with actual exhaust, which people don't laugh at as it's going down the street.
*Races off in Trans Am*

by Trans Am Guy March 15, 2007

lay pipe

(v) Having sexual intercourse.

"Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe" -- Ice Cube (I'm only out for one thang).

by VAKI5 October 23, 2003

Fart Pipe

"Fart Pipe" is a term used to describe an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. Fart Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The fart pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a fart pipe. 2)If the muffler is marger than the displacement of the motor, it is a fart pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a fart pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a fart pipe.

Damn! Did you see john's new exhaust on his civic? Its got a 6 inch fart pipe on it! Sounds Mad Tyte, Yo!

by Phantom240 July 30, 2008