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Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
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Neat pile

these clothes are in a neat pile
by rn_jay1 January 18, 2022
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Nikky Pile

A pile of a friend's belongings that accumulates in size with said friend's belongings over time.
Friend: I can't find my keys.

You: Have you tried looking in your Nikky Pile? That's where you found your wallet last time.
by bazookabauer March 23, 2022
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Pile of Wood

Hey guys, I got something I need to get of my dick (shows a pile of wood)
by Some rando out there January 23, 2022
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Death Pile

Burning the shambles of a house by pouring more petrol on it. What he expects is either the past to be sundered so there is no proof OR that the fire will burn brightly enough to cast him in a benevelont glow. Death pile.
Jacob Rees-Mogg says "I want S*n readers to write to me and tell me of ANY petty old EU regulation that should be abolished."

If you attempt to cover up past mistakes, though simultaneously distance yourself from them, you create a death pile.

𝐍𝐁 - Rees-Mogg was complicit in the break from EU regulation.
by grumblah February 10, 2022
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:pile of fingers:

1)WTF

2) what do you mean?
3)are you taking me by a fool?

used in italy and in argentina, guess un USA too. Called pile of fingers. is an educated gesture, not gross either
Argentinian from an italian heritage: i do not know how can you live without having the :pile of fingers: gesture for awkward situations!
American from an italian heritage: :pile of fingers:

Argentinian from an italian heritage: god bless mother Italy
by pablo madryn July 12, 2021
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Rock Pile

This "Rock pile" has no idea what he's doing
by Badger Bob December 3, 2024
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