Crotchy Button

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

by therealshadybrabbit August 31, 2015

mother button

Pause button on your Xbox that you press when your Mom screams your name. Only used when she sounds really angry.

Also referred to as a girlfriend button.

When my mom yelled my name upstairs in that tone, I knew enough to hit the mother button while she was screaming at me.

by izzil April 28, 2007

bounce button

term used to describe quickly exiting a bad/weird situation, encounter, or relationship.

Him - 'Sarah took to her room, but is was decorated in entirely Hello Kitty shit. I had to bounce button that.

Her - 'Todd wears penny loafers and showers immediately after sex. Bounce button.'

by cosmicbandito January 5, 2016

gay-button

slang for a man's prostate gland

My girlfriend freaked out when I suggested to her during a blow job, "Well, why don't you push on my gay-button a couple of times??"

by Qorn36 October 4, 2010

Smile Button

The nose of a sad person. It is used to cheer people up by poking it, forcing them to smile/laugh.

Maddie: I'm sad...
Dave: Aww cheer up. SMILE BUTTON
*pokes nose*
Maddie: *smiles*

by suphomiegeedog August 31, 2011

Button Buddy

A Texting relationship. With sexual consequences. Any relationship that evolves around typing or texting.

girl: Hey you
Guy: when can I see you
Girl: DO you like KFC?
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: You are my "Button buddy", we can't meet up for real.

by danglebutton August 15, 2012

Benjamin buttoned

Starting a relationship in reverse.

We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.

by Bonoz June 30, 2018