An elaborate way to rank girls which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
by Tahm May 17, 2008
Get the Hotness Scale 2.0 mug.1-Hideous, you can't stand looking at them and is just awful looking and unattractive.
1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.
2-Monster
3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.
4-Just plain ugly
5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way
5 1/2-So close to getting past average
6-Cute, they don't make you horny.
7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.
8-Hot
9-Sexy
10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.
1 1/2-Still not good looking but close to being almost just ugly. For a 1 1/2 means a lot.
2-Monster
3-You just don't find them attractive and can't help the way you feel. 3 is a harsh rating but usually easy to get over.
4-Just plain ugly
5-Average, may be slightly good looking but long way
5 1/2-So close to getting past average
6-Cute, they don't make you horny.
7-Attractive but doesn't make you sexually driven.
8-Hot
9-Sexy
10-You find them completely SEXY! You would have sexual relations with them.
by tamtam27 October 23, 2010
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by qwerty224 January 18, 2022
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8-9-at the un-mature age
10-11- still don't know what a booty is
12-13- finally in middle school and trying to learn the mature stage
13-14- mostly mature but still dumb inside
14-15- usually the smart ones who know what life is
16+ have there life figured out
8-9-at the un-mature age
10-11- still don't know what a booty is
12-13- finally in middle school and trying to learn the mature stage
13-14- mostly mature but still dumb inside
14-15- usually the smart ones who know what life is
16+ have there life figured out
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by Sir banter of banter-ville May 21, 2016
Get the donkey ball scales mug.This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.
This is the scale:
10 - I like women, that's it
9 - I like women but men can be attractive
8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it
7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side
6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past
5 - I like women and men
4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men
3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past
2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial
1 - I'm Elton John.
This is the scale:
10 - I like women, that's it
9 - I like women but men can be attractive
8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it
7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side
6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past
5 - I like women and men
4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men
3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past
2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial
1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
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