naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer
Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?
by Jeremy April 18, 2005
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office nigger

Ethnic slur for Caucasian, white collar types. Especially those who commit white collar crimes, or invade helpless countries.
That office nigger Dick Cheney be gettin all those mother fuckin' no bid contracts.
by thatdamngoat July 08, 2006
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correctional officer

1.n. A man who is not capable of becoming a real officer so ends up becoming an over rated babysiter.He is happy when at his work and sets his work befor his family. Word that can also describe used to describe, pussy, has been, coulda' been, bitch, lier, and asshole.
Inmate1:Hey wheres Correctional officer Buday?
Inmate2:Oh that bitch hes negleting his family.
Both together:Ohhhh...
by Digiboy October 17, 2005
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officer treebody'd

when you get searchd by a cop , and he finds everything in your pocket but your weed, then the cop decideds to search you again because your friend has had somthing found in there pocket, you get screwd over outa the weed you were sure you could go home and gloat about. and the officer gets to smoke ur trees and get 'officer treebody'd while you wonder how your gonna spill the beans to ur parents about how you got a possesion of a controlled substance charge.
I was shure that I was gonna be hitting the bong later until officer treebody came along and ruind my day. hes probably munchin on donuts right now that was some good kush hes probably so officer treebody'd .
by levi loves apples November 01, 2011
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office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.
If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.
by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 12, 2011
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Office Weenie

1) a "geek", 2) a person that really needs to get a life, 3) someone that regularly receives wedgies - and likes it, 4) does not enjoy spending time with persons of the opposite sex - but loves sheep
1) Given the choice of viewing a video of Pamela Anderson or a Bill Gates lecture, Office Weenies choose Bill every time
2) Office Weenies think Happy Hour is an Oprah rerun
by tsputnik2 March 30, 2010
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Officer's brat

The offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer born after the officer(s) have gone through training. Not to be confused with officer's kid.

abbreviated O.B.
"Sometimes you can be such an O.B."

"I am NOT an officer's brat! I was born AFTER my parents went to training, thank you very much!"
by placemat January 23, 2009
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