orgasmish

The utterances that aren't recognizable as any known language after experiencing an orgasm.

Bernice, after experiencing a rather satisfying orgasm, uttered, "vohishlavonshevish" which is orgasmish for "that was great."

by uberkath November 10, 2015

Orgasmalepsy

Noun. The female version of ejaculepsy, where a male individual falls asleep right after ejaculating.

I think my girl has orgasmalepsy, right after we hit it, that bitch is out!

by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016

orgasmimo

When participating in intercourse, and the female began to have an orgasm and the other stops causing pleasure.

Chad: Dude how'd your date go?!
Chris: it ended with sex. I have her 2 orgasmimos
Chad: Sick!

by fawnwood June 22, 2017

orgasm regret

When you hook up with an ex, it feels really good but as soon as that feeling passes - you regret it.

~he makes me cum so good, but I hate him right after~

I had a really great time with him but as soon as he made me cum, I regretted the orgasm and wanted out of there. ~Orgasm Regret~

by kat64 August 14, 2017

Orgasmic Proof

The act of ejaculating semen on someone's body to show that they did not cum inside them.

Maria let john have sex with her without a condom. As a token of respect and not making her pregnant. He ejaculated on her as a reference of orgasmic proof.

by KayG February 27, 2018

Orgasm

That feeling when your code works after hours of programming

John:"AHHHHH! I'M HAVING AN ORGASM!"
Nick:"John, did you just jerk off?"
John:"Better, my code works!"

by Spaceboy00 December 9, 2019

Orgasmeister

The Orgasmeister, otherwise known as The Chosen One or Big Sexy, is the only one that can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby watching the audition tapes for Sesame Street. Essentially he is the sexiest man to walk planet earth, and every girl that has any sense of sexual competency wants to get down and dirty with him.

Person 1: "Yo the second Gracie saw how long my tongue is she creamed her pants."
Person 2: "Dude shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Bro don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."

by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021