Good ol' boy

A redneck that holds his guns, hunt'n, knives, drink'n and mud'n to the highest standard. These men often be-little women, take advantage of them in every way, are highly racist, sexist, ageist, and any other 'ist' that you can think of. They also care little about anyone but there close knit group of other fellow good ol' boys that will amount to very little. Future aspirations of a good ol' boy include: local butcher, pizza delivery boy, or bar back. Their family lineage is less of a tree and more of a stick, as it is common for them to procreate with a cousin or 2nd cousin.

Mike- "Hey Travis, Let's get all the good Ol' boys together and go see what kind of tail we can scrape up."
Travis- "Hey MiKe, that sounds like a swell idea but I just go diagnosed with herpes."
Mike- "that's ok, they dont have to know."

Travis - "Oh ya, why should I tell them?! Also let's go frog gigg'n after. "
Mike - "I reckon that sounds like a hootenanny of a time!"

by Sylvia Tate January 14, 2019

Ol' Tuba Lips

The dude puts chap stick up the librarian's vagina and plays it like a trombone until his lips become unchapped.

Librarian Cari- Do you still have those cold-sores?
Al- Yea, they hurt really bad.
Cari- OK, just come with me and I'll give you some of my Ol' Tuba Lips.

by Dusty Cox March 20, 2009

Good Ole Tom

When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.

-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?

by Captain Hammerpenis April 22, 2008

Tittle ol Littys

The opposite of tig ol bittys. Little ol titties.

Damn that girl got some tittle ol Littys. She ain't got nothing.

by Nya1031 May 31, 2018

Ole' Cooner Boomer

The action of placing a firework within a black person's (commonly known as a nigger) ass, and detonating it.

I gave Hazel the Ole' Cooner Boomer and her nephews thanked me with Grape Kool-Aid and a B.J.

by atychiphilia February 15, 2020

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.

‘Just attended my Grandad’s funeral.’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’

by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021

An Ol’ Lean down

When a female leans forward, causing her shirt to gracefully fall away from her body, revealing her clevage

Friend 1“Bud, we were in class and she had a big shirt on so we saw her tits when she grabbed her backpack”
Friend 2: “ Oh you mean an ol’ lean down”

by Pat556 December 7, 2017