Number five

Number five is one of the hottest guys in the world. I don't care if he is a fictional character he is so hot. If you want to be a simp like me go watch Umbrella Academy and you will see why I am writing this. Also, he's my huzband and you can't take him or I will smack you. Have fun binge watching!

Me: Omg number five is so hot
My Friend: He's 58
Me: Do I care? No :)

by JJHargreevs09 September 22, 2020

BASE number

To start off, BASE jumping is an acronyme for Building Antenae (uninhabited tower) Span (bridge or arch) Earth. It is very similar to sky diving, however the is no plane. If you are to complete a BASE jump off of at least one of each of the four different genres covered in the acronyme BASE, you can apply for a BASE number. They are awarded sequentially starting with BASE-1 to the thousands.

The first BASE number was awarded to Phil Smith as BASE-1 in 1981.

by SilkShadow November 3, 2005

Ass numage

A special type of witch/wizard that uses sodomy in all their spells.

Hey there's a new movie out about an Ass numage. It's called Larry Rotter and the Chamber of Smells!!!

by Whodajung May 16, 2018

i got your number

An expression to indicate that you're keenly aware of what's *really* going on, and that you're "onto" a person's true intentions, and have direct insight into their thinking.

Down Syndrome Jason: "Hey Katie, wanna hang out after school today?"

Katie "Um...I would love to but...um...I'm really busy today. Maybe some other time. OK? Sorry, buddy. Bye."

DS Jason: But...you said that the last time I asked...I see. I got your number.

by Jazzy Star December 19, 2021

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Argumentum Ad Numerum

Latin for "appeal to the people"
(If many believe so, it is so)

Argumentum Ad Numerum: the idea where something is true, because great numbers believe it. As in eat shit, twenty trillion flies cant be wrong! - Bill Maher

by sliickrick August 1, 2011

numpty

An idiot, a silly person

"You're going to look like a right numpty."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002