Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse

Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva

by jesseandeva November 07, 2020

Jesse Pinkman

Can cook meth well. Says "Bi*ch" a lot. Like water.

Jesse Pinkman: "Yo Mr. White, wassup"
Walter White: "Jesse, we need to cook."

by Boat21 January 26, 2022

Jesse Rutherford

hottest man ever

person: omg jesse rutherford is so hot
me: yes

by iheartjennie January 18, 2022

Jesse Jew

👌🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🤏🏿🙀

Person 1:you know jesse Jew

Person2:🤏🏿

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

Jesse Wells

A lovable pot smoker who eats spaghetti os with a paint scraper and gets stalked by his best friend,Max/SmileForMe. Bro doesn’t have a mom either.

“Jesse , your a fucking stoner, OF COURSE YOU HAVE A PEN”-SmileForMe, pissed off at Jesse Wells

by Tenstars June 05, 2023

jesse mccartney

A nine-year-old girl without the breasts or hair.

"Hey look, it's Jesse McCartney!"
"No, that's my little sister."

by LAM February 27, 2005

Jesse McCartney

The VA of Roxas. Very fruity. On the same wavelength as Hannah Montana.

Roxas: Because you live!!!!
Namine: Shut up or I'll strangle you!!!
Roxas: You just hate it when I sing because I sing like Jesse McCartney!!!

by DoodooMan October 13, 2007