Noah

He is a cute looking man that likes to talk to girls his favorite thing to do is have erections and take pills to grow his penis (he also is not good at spelling)

Noah would love pills to grow his penis out.

by Tuchman February 1, 2017

Noah

Male with a microscopic penis which also sucks at football and looks ugly as hell

Fuck you Noah

by Swag hoes December 7, 2015

Noah

An insecure self centered faggot that no one likes; someone who only cares about himself; a Person who thinks he is above everyone else.

Hey stop being a Noah and help.

by Thespokentruth December 20, 2014

Noah

A derogatory word meant to make peoples precious feelings hurt and make them cry out of their buttholes. Can be used as an adjective, a noun and a fruit.

You're Noah's so fat he has his own zip code

by pablo sanchez666 April 8, 2011

Noah

Gaylord he's a bitch and should die in a hole fuck off Noah

Dude you look so gay you look like a Noah

by The real urban dictionary 69 6 August 10, 2016

Noah

A gay child that has no friends and is anti social. He is also a complete meme and anti social. He has shit hair and his voice sounds like a cat dying. They often go to crap schools and are garbage at sports. And don't even get me started on how he can't talk to girls.

Do you just get rejected you must be a Noah

by That one fggt June 19, 2017

Noah

Fat ass mother fucker who never like to shut the fuck up with his cringy ass dirty minded jokes and puns btw I’m noah

That mans a noah

by Noahj45 your mom is gay November 13, 2018