john key

my dad. john key is my dad because john key is a cool boy

John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child

Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls

by shadowsdad May 7, 2022

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Keys Game

A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.

Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."

Me- "..."

Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"

by umbreonxxx March 6, 2020

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cayden keys

Cayden Keys is a name for a sexy beast. He like girls. A Cayden Keys is most likely to please you just about anywhere. He will most likely do a back flip... if he's cool and sexy! which he is he's a sexy beast. He's super sexy like 10/10 would smash right now. he's the sexiest guy in the room.

hi my name is cayden keys.

by Jimmy Bob Joe 17th May 26, 2017

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