Fap Day

The Friday once a month when one masturbates, thinks of the hottest smexiest person they can think of and have an awshumsauce orgasm.

Dude my last Fap Day was the best! Didn't know I had it in me if you know what I mean, ahaha!

by Petsu December 30, 2010

curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.

When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping

by MissLegal November 4, 2012

happy fap

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!

by Lilbitch January 12, 2014

Fap Shack

A Make shift house composed of crusty blankets and pillows.
Others words: Fap-Cave/Fortress of Faptitude

Man have you seen Clayton's Fap Shack? its like a winter wonderland!

by Jewôvên May 13, 2014

fap gap

The inexplicable gap in your internet browsing history, caused by using incognito mode to watch porn.

After Bob was done using the computer, I noticed a large fap gap in the browser history.

by ottermode August 24, 2014

Google Fapping

Searching up fap material from Google to masturbate or jerk off to.

Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!

by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017

Double Fap

The act of jerking off twice in a row without a refapatory period.

"Bro. I double fap this morning."
"You wacked it twice in a row??"
"Yep. Double Fap"

by Peckman05 May 26, 2015