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bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.
P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.
by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016
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gucci crow

girl that's hanging around for nothing but the handbags and handouts
Friend 1: Did you see that gucci crow trying to get some new earrings at the mall?

Friend 2: Homegirl's got to be sucking a mean dick if that playa still lets her in the crib
by bensanity24 May 19, 2010
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with the crows

Someone who is "with the crows" is plotting or conspiring against you, or is planning to sabotage you somehow.
ya, that judge must be with the crows.
by without the crows February 18, 2011
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Crowe

An old man who is delulu and acts like he's in High School but is in fact old and smells like farts.
That dude Ed is such a Crowe he actually thought we considered anything he said was relevant.
by NYisGucci September 4, 2023
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slaughter of crows

The collective noun for a large group of crows. When two or more murder of crows combine.
A slaughter of crows have taken over the neighborhood. They are in every tree and rooftop and when they take to the air they blot out the sun. The noise is unbearable and when they are at rest they get silent . Then, as one, they stare at you with dead, menacing, beady eyes.
by MadMusulungo March 25, 2017
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Curly Crowe

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe - It wasn't my idea for us to meet, it was yours.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
by clayhands December 9, 2010
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